Jerry, you need to find god
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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