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I cannot find my penis.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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