Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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