Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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