Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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