The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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