what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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