There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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