I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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