When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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