dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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