How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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