Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i believe in u and ur pee
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