is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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