gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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