margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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