Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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