Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
