how hairy? two words: wookie tits
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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