oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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