his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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