I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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