Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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