she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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