..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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