I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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