Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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