But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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