Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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