Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
time to smoke my breakfast
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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