We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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