he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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