i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sorry about my life...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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