"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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