what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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