Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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