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• (863): View more from Florida

  I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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• (607): View more from New York

  In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work

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