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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

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  what does that even mean?

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  you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina

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• (516): View more from New York

  I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.

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• (661): View more from California

  GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!

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• (585): View more from New York

  How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.

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• (619): View more from California

  No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.

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