too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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