i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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