My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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