It's like God shit irony all over that family
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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