So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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