She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize