I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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