She said her name was "party"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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