I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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