haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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