Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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