omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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