love makes seman taste better
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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