I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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