dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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