Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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