the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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